The Fun of Being UnfunnyThis is where I tell you I was born unfunny. That’s what it means to be the youngest of five kids, eternally cooped up in a midwest…Jan 28, 20222Jan 28, 20222
A Taste for ItIn a world that demands so much of us, I’ve found it best to bring my own Diet Coke to parties. You’d be surprised how few wine-and-beer…Oct 20, 20211Oct 20, 20211
This Is the Message Nobody Asked ForI will start by saying I received two disciplinary warnings in junior high.Dec 4, 2020Dec 4, 2020
It’s Raining in Los AngelesNobody knows where they’re going, so everyone has decided to stay still. It’s a ritual of sorts when weather goes south in Southern…Nov 10, 2020Nov 10, 2020
Signature Drinks of Kardashian IslandThe Health Screen Artisanal NyQuil, cruelty-free soda water, saltine cracker garnish, evaporated anxiety, hand-poured in a discarded latex…Oct 28, 2020Oct 28, 2020