A Comprehensive List of Cats Cut From ‘Cats’
1 min readJan 3, 2020
*Also denied admission to the Jellicle Ball:
Brittlestix, The Percussion Cat
High Voltina, The Electricity Cat
McHiddenFee, The Airline Cat
Snapple Cap, The Knowledge Cat
Pedialyte Bones, The Hangover Cat
HTTP 404, The Frustration Cat
Papa John, The Reckoning Cat
Dollar Short, The Roommate Cat
Split Check, The First Date Cat
Hi There, The Uncomfortable Email Cat
Bed, Bath & Beyond, The Coupon Cats
Old Rage Tweet, The Political Cat
Cabo Lice, The Spring Break Cat
Adam Driver
Form 1298602-B, The DMV Cat
Stab & Scamper, The DATELINE Cats
Lord White Sneaker, The Retired Dad Cat
Fleece Tears, The Seasonal Depression Cat