“Mary Taylor is one of those girls you always… half-like.” — middle school boyfriend

Human. Devil’s Advocate. Asker of the question “Why?”.

i look at and think about what people do on the internet, rep dogs on the @onetailatatime associate board, ride for @bffbikes, and listen to too much ‘ye.

Comedian/Writer/ Queerspawn — www.elizabethcollins.com