Other Changes Coming to IHOP in 2018

Image for post
Image for post

Today IHOP announced they will change their name to “IHOb” for an upcoming promotion. Here are other small changes that will be effective immediately:

  1. Breakfast platters will be called “mistakes” after 9:45 am.
  2. Syrup will be known as “tree blood.”
  3. Looking for a restroom? That’s a “truth closet” now.
  4. Kids menus will now be called “puzzles and fries.”
  5. Canadian bacon will be “meat flannel” going forward
  6. Need a bigger booth? Ask for a “deluxe crumb couch.”
  7. Thats not a waiter. That’s a “butter jockey.”
  8. Please don’t leave a tip. Leave a “moist dollarette.”
  9. Reservations are no longer accepted, but “omelette appointments” are easily booked (via landline ONLY.)
  10. Denny’s. “Wuss fuel.”

Get the Medium app

A button that says 'Download on the App Store', and if clicked it will lead you to the iOS App store
A button that says 'Get it on, Google Play', and if clicked it will lead you to the Google Play store