Where Are They Now: Posters From the 2019 Women’s March
If it’s not one fight, it’s another.
FUCK YOUR PRIVILEGE
After a run-in with a Frappuccino, Fuck Your Privilege now resides in a westside landfill. She has befriended a Lean Cuisine and a 2010 issue of People Magazine. Together, they have established a literacy program for local mice.
STRONG WOMEN GET SHIT DONE
Now 1/4 of her original size, Strong Women is folded up in the glove compartment of Jenny’s boyfriend’s car. His name is Jared and he still listens to Ryan Adams. But he also calls his mother on speakerphone, often. Strong Women approves. For now.
MY VAGINA, MY RULES
My Vagina posed for many pictures and offended many Aunt Lindas on Facebook. My Vagina is now the 67th most common cause of unexpected cardiac arrest. She is looking forward to receiving her certificate in the mail. She is currently recording a slam poetry album.
NASTY QUEEN
Halfway through the march, Nasty Queen was abandoned in a McDonald’s bathroom. She has seen some things. She is thinking of taking up smoking.
I MARCH FOR MY DAUGHTER
After the event, I March got several back tattoos, three of which vaguely resemble Peppa Pig. Another is a heart. Another is a tree with pizza slices for leaves. All of the tattoos are in sparkle Sharpie and all of the tattoos happened before nap time.
I March is happy to be home.
